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pizzaforpresident:

There should be a treadmill that plays movies and TV shows but if you slow down the audio goes out of sync by a whole second.

Calm the fuck down satan

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hurricane-emily:

jimgaffigan:

Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.

maybe

just maybe

women do some things for themselves and not just for men

what a concept

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ohhowardyoucrackmeup:

seems like I need you more than you need me

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windspray:

how do i get a flat stomach by tomorrow

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for the 31 killed and 200 wounded in a bombing today. Deserves just as much attention.